You Dirty Old Man!!

One thing i want to comment on is the amount of dirty old men here!!! it's fucking ridiculous men of 65+ walking round with girls of 20 and less on their arms i mean there's like perverts everywhere, you just cant escape it.
Some of these guys can barely walk and yet they have a young Thai girl polishing their bed knobs( if you get my meaning!!) and i remember a guy ranting on Thorntree travel forums complaining that all his mate's were taking the piss as he was late fifties and wanted to come here on his own, and wasn't coming for the hookers after seeing this stuff, Yeah right!!!! Anyway.

OK so nighttime descends and the place springs to life, where only a few hours ago, was a quiet side street, it turns into Majestic myriad of lights with a complete cacophony of sounds ranging from Thumping subs, blaring out the latest pop disco tune to Lady boys Vending for business asking if you want to go and see a ping pong show.
(No not table tennis, in fact the only resemblance to table tennis it has,is that it uses a ping pong ball, and consist of using muscles that should never be used for playing ping pong)
And Children selling beautiful posies of roses to street vendors selling everything from cooked chicken claws to designer Sunglasses.
Overall there is so much to do at night everything from watching shows, Like little Filipino girls belting out awesome renditions of Whitney Houston's hit to go and rocking it up in the coolest Irish bars.(trust me after being here a week i have sampled it all doubt me?...........

Aawwwww Pretty lights



This is quiet time unfortunately i was a bit too tipsy to take photos at 1 am



She Males dancing!



Get Your Boobs out!!



Shit no put them back in!!!!!!!



Aawww Don't make me touch them !!!!!!!!



My Eyes!!!! My Eyes!!! Make The Sights Stop!!!!!



I should mention at this point the He-She was groping Helen's Boobs before this photo resulting in several lady boys having a feel to see how they felt!!!!



Anyway as our time in Patong Beach draws to a close, i realise that it is so commercialised, that they Will even bring you beers while you lay on the beach for about 50 Baht( about 80 p/$1.50)and while i have enjoyed my time here immensely it's definitely time to move on to quieter days for several reasons.
a.) The hangovers are killing me.
b.) However interesting, wasn't really what we set off looking for.
c.) There's better beaches on the south of the island.
d.) The lady boy's are out to get me!!!

So today we set off for Kata, i don't know when I'll next have net again so till then take it easy, and remember when your in the night club snogging that girl check the Adam's apple or you may have more that you bargained for!!!!!